INSANITY LEVEL CHECK-UP

Sane vs. Insane

No one disputes that todays society is ever so slowly driving each of us to insanity.
We realize that the question that is never far from your mind (no pun intended) is just how far along am I at this point.
Through years of endless field studies and horrifying mounds of fast food we have finally developed a simple testing algorithm that coupled with todays advances in technology allow us to unwittingly stimulate the necessary Nurizios within your brain stem that flawlessly determine your current state of insanity versus sanity.
Please answer the following questions, true or false, to conduct your testing.

Answer the following questions*: True False
Red and blue make purple.
Adam and Eve made apples.
Men are dweebs.
UFO's cause cancer.
Christmas comes but once a year.
Blue and red make purple.
You have 2 grapes, you give your friend 3 grapes, that means you have 1 grape left.
Dilbert is a prophet.
Oreo's are for sharing.
Purple and red make blue.
Computers are demons.
Your boss reminds you of Buckwheat.
Whenever you are on the phone you hear voices.
The term "wife" is an oxymoron.
Blue and purple make red.
Real men don't need tiolet paper.
OPEC stands for "Oil Profits Eat Consumers".
On a scale of 1 to 10 your perfect mate would be a 5.
Happy Meals are everything but that.
Purple was brought here by aliens.



*Any question left unanswered is processed as Nurizio count -13

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